Electricity according to a Christian ‘Science’ textbook.
HAHAhaha
Oh shit
Excuse me as I go cry somewhere.
I used this in a speech about religion.
…what has my entire year’s physics curriculum been about, then?
Uh, this contradicts itself in the first two lines…
oh god kill it with fire this is worse than Bill O’Riley not knowing how tides work
I think Jesus shoots it out of his magic fingers and into our light bulbs
You mean that’s not how it works?! I THOUGHT IT WAS GOD MAGIC! *facepalm*
I love when my posts inspire such greatness! ^^^^^^
Now, I’m not saying it was aliens…But….ALIENS.